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BEFORE EMAILING ME, WINKING OR OTHERWISE, PLEASE READ MY PROFILE IN FULL!!! IF YOU DON'T SEND PHOTOS I WILL NOT RESPOND! IF YOU HAVE A TINY COCK, I WILL NOT RESPOND! A man or men who like to fuck, like to receive oral, and wouldn't mind my bf watching or possibly participating at some point. Again, he is not bi, nor bi curious, therefore nothing will slip! LOL

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